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BWAHAHA!!!

A married couple in their early 60’s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said “for being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.”

“Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband” said the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and *poof* two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.

Then it was the husband’s turn. He thought for a moment and said “Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.”

The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish… So the fairy waved her magic wand and *poof* the husband became 92 years old.

Moral of the Story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.

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