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corner! horner! (.com) a.k.a. – blog of awesome.
Please to read the following blog posts and I promise, you will see the awesome too. :P
Things That Should Not Exist: This Taylor Lautner New Moon Action Figure: “A shirtless Taylor Lautner action figure. Awesome. And by that, I mean uncomfortable.”
Nothing Gets Done When You’re Craving Cookies: “Of course it’d be Paula Deen to throw my ass off the wagon. I wouldn’t want it any other way.”
So Orphan Is Pretty Much the Best Movie. Ever.: “This is a movie that uses a black-lit aquarium as a plot device! And when you see what said black-lit aquarium reveals, the absolute batshit insanity of it all will make your head explode. Twice. And that’s just tip of the crazy iceberg.”
Amazon dot com Blu-Ray Bliss: “fraktastic”
Damnit! The Alice in Wonderland Teaser Just Melted My Face!: “Really, I could try and muster up some sour grapes to make a quick cup of bitch wine, but this trailer just had me to giddy to even make the effort.”
Oh Look, a Poster for a Movie I’ll Probably Never See: “…the Walt Disney font sticks out like a gangrenous thumb. Just sayin’.”
Legally Blundering: “I knew the moment I saw this, there would be trouble. Why? Because not only did it obviously not feature the original character (always a sign of bad things to come), but furthermore the words “An ABC Family premiere event” were emblazoned across the top of the ad.”
Might I just say that I’ve been loving your blog since I first came upon it, and I’m terribly honored to be subject of a post! Merci beaucoup, my dear.
Awww…thank you Benjamin! And seriously, you shouldn’t be surprised. Your blog is hilarious! :D