Home > Random > Because apparently, cats don’t look stupid enough.

Because apparently, cats don’t look stupid enough.

Meow...what a haute mess!

Now, it’s fairly general knowledge that I don’t like cats…but even I felt bad for these felines.  

Pink is the color of fantasy. Our model, Chicken, looks like her mind is elsewhere when she wears this wig — somewhere in a land of cotton candy and pinwheels where the air smells like sugar kisses.

Pink makes your kitty feel elegant, modern and quintessentially feline.

Oh, her mind is elsewhere alright, lol!  That is not a look of adoration or love. It’s the kind of a far-off stare psychotics get just before they reach for an ax and go on a murdering rampage…

the kind of look that warns “do this to me again and girrrrl…I will cut you, yes I will!”:

"You better sleep with one eye open!"

I bet she’s wishing she had opposable thumbs so she could rip that wig off and maybe staple it to the forehead of the person who dared insult her by even coming into her general proximity with such an atrocity.

You too can humiliate your cat for paltry sum of $50.00, plus shipping and handling.  ;)

  1. SIS
    September 25, 2009 at 6:31 pm


  2. September 27, 2009 at 3:13 pm

    This is the perfect gift for that special cat lady in your life.

    • September 28, 2009 at 10:52 am

      Because enabling is fabulous. ;D

  3. October 1, 2009 at 4:05 pm

    lol, that poor cat. I wonder how many times she had to plonk it back on after she whipped it off and smacked it across the room.

  4. Maryanne
    October 4, 2009 at 3:15 pm

    Lol, the pink hair kitty in the block of four photos is just…ITS GREAT! Looks to be enjoying the look as well.

    Aewsome and very funny. This post made my day thank you!!

  1. No trackbacks yet.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: