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April 27, 2010 2 comments

Promiscuous women cause earthquakes, Iran cleric says

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The prayer leader, Hojatoleslam Kazim Sadeghi, says women and girls who “don’t dress appropriately” spread “promiscuity in society.”

“When promiscuity spreads, earthquakes increase,” he says in a video posted Monday on YouTube, apparently of him leading Friday prayers in Tehran, Iran, last week.

“There is no way other than taking refuge in religion and adapting ourselves to Islamic behavior,” he adds in the video.

In response to said craziness, I give you:

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Chatting in techniscary??! O_o

March 16, 2010 Leave a comment

Chat Roulette; a site I am told is prone to disgusting displays of exhibition and inappropriateness, is most definitely rated X, and will not be a site I link to or recommend to anyone else.  Think of it as sticking your face into a vat of unknown, nasty humanity. Yeah…vat…totally the right word, with all of it’s icky connotations, lol.

However, Chat Roulette appears to have at least ONE redeeming quality: unintentional humor, something uncovered fabulously by a user called PianoChatImprov of Youtube (Let’s call him Piano Man for short). ;)  Talk about taking a scary situation and turning it into complete hilarity!

Talent and good timing! Most excellent! LOL!!!

If you’d like to kinda see what Chat Roulette is about without actually going there, check this out: The 24 Best Chat Roulette Screenshots [NSFW] (think of it as the PG-13 version of Chat Roulette).

And Kids, Chat Roulette is about 97% perverts and pedophiles, Piano Man falls into the 2.3% of funny, the rest being 1.7% random.  BTW, these statistics are 73.587% made up but probably are 100% true…if you don’t know what perverts and pedophiles are, you are definitely too young to visit!

Possibly the most awe inspiring mug shot I’ve ever seen, LMAO!!!!

February 24, 2010 Leave a comment

This is quite possibly the greatest anti-drug picture of all time!

He’s a very weird cross between Pippy Longstocking and Alice Cooper! In fact, this guy is like a mix of just about every drunk celebrity!  I can even see a little bit of Nick Nolte in there too! LMAO!  Poor dude.  How bad does it have to be to get to this point?!?

To absolutely NO ONE’s surprise, meth and ammo are involved.  Makes me seriously curious about what kind of manifesto ‘weirdkins’ up there in the picture may have been in the process of writing.

If I had to guess, based solely on this picture, I would say it would probably sound like something from the minds of Charles Manson and the Crazy Cat Lady of “The Simpsons” frappeed in a blender and written down in one long rambling mess with no paragraphs, punctuation or capital letters (except for the ones he used to spell out in code his secret recipe for moss remover).  It would be frightening, delusional, with an extra helping of unintelligibility and maybe one surprisingly logical and insightful sentence having to do with the LHC, seasoned with just a dash of “I didn’t mean tuh” and “where’d I leave my tin foil hat?”

Kids…this is why we don’t do drugs.

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The gift that even Santa can’t deliver…O_o

November 25, 2009 Leave a comment

Yes…’cause nothing says “Merry Christmas” like a cold speculum and foot stirrups. Holy wow.

And if you happen to celebrate Chanukah… Read more…

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Quest for Chickenosaurus!

September 2, 2009 Leave a comment

“Quest for what-a-whatus?”

“Chicken. O. Saurus.”

“And what, pray tell, is that?  Sounds like a bad horror movie, lol!”

“Well, actually…the idea does come from a movie, but real scientists are involved.”

“You can’t be serious.”

“Oh, but I am.  They say that “by flipping certain genetic levers at the appropriate point in a chicken embryo’s development,” they believe they “can instill features that disappeared from birds millions of years ago. They also say they “should be able to regenerate or essentially make the genetic program mimic the way it was at say, 150 million years ago, and grow a longer tail, change its plumage to something a little bit more primitive, have three-clawed fingers, some teeth.” You know…something like Jurassic Park!”

“O_o   Uh…who are ‘they’, exactly?”

They are the Natural Sciences and Engineering Research Council of Canada, the Canada Research Chairs program and National Geographic…specifically though, American paleontologist Jack Horner who, oddly enough, served as technical adviser for the Jurassic Park films.”

“Um…I hate to point out the obvious here…but uh, things went kinda sideways in Jurassic Park…aaaand in Jurassic Park II…aaaaand in Jurassic Park III.”

“That’s fiction!!! LOL!!  And they don’t intend to actually HATCH the embryos yet! What could possibly go wrong?”

“Isn’t that the million dollar question. *smirk*”

Teenage Mutant Ninja…Poodle?

August 26, 2009 2 comments

Hmmm…canine on the half shell.  You’ve gotta admit, it’s creative!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Poodle will KICK YER ASS if you laugh!!!

But hey…if Ninja Poodles aren’t quite your thing, you could always have one of these:

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Categories: Odd

Winkers a.k.a. Social Suicide

August 25, 2009 Leave a comment

BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!

No time to flirt?  NO PROBLEM!!!  Let’yer butt do the winking for you!  ROFL!!! This is so many different levels of Wrong…I hardly know where to begin…

I think I’ll wait for the “Cookie Monster” edition to get my pair.  I can just see it now:  two Cookie Monsters chomping away as I walk off into the distance.  I could get a t-shirt with “ME WANT COOKIES!” in large bold letters on the back! Yep.  Now THAT is a fashion statement!!  (of what kind I’m not sure, but a statement none the less! *wink*)